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When you’re going skateboarding because you’re really sad and need to cool off and take some time to yourself
“Hey I’m going for a skate.”
“Weren’t you just crying?”
“Exactly.”
Mani Hatz from CYMS. What I mean is someone who wears skate clothing (only the hype stuff) and can’t skate is a skate poser.
He is just like Mani Hatz, such a Skate Poser
1)The skates that have replaced lemmings legs as eveloution has progressed. Dr. Hanz Yodelenheimer has theroized that the shift from legs to skates happened sometime late in 2006. Though he is perplexed as to where they got the industrial grade graphite, or the ball bearings and suspension systems for them to work.( let alone how they successfuly integrated mechanical parts into their organic anatomy ) Besides having no legs, the only significant change to the lemming population has been the greater velocity.
2) Very fast skates, making someone unusually fast on the rink.
Shit! Did you see how fast she was going? She must have lemming skates.
The Skate-Boar is the most dangerous type of Boar. Its diet consists solely on cocknballs
The Skate-Boar ate my cocknballs.
Throwing frozen hamburger patties on the ground usually at a fast food resturant then jumping on top of the patties and skating as far as you can go
Juan and Publo worked at Mc Donald's and were bored so they decided throw some hamburger patties on the floor and go Patty Skating .
A large slick floor is covered in jizz and then you skate across it in your socks
Me and maddie are going milky skating after school wanna cum.
Skate 4 is the fourth game in the skate-series produced by EA. Skate 4 is still in gaming-heaven waiting for permission by God, Jesus and the holy spirit to be released. It is one of the most requested games where the developers of the skate series will not give out any information on this game.
Friend 1: Yo bro, its 2020 why are you still commenting on every single one of EA's instagram post begging them to release skate 4?
Friend 2: Well you see, skate 3 was released in 2010. It was the perfect game. Over the past few years gaming and technology in general have developed in such a state that almost anything is possible. Skate 4 would solve world hunger, war and cancer at the same time. It is necessary if we want our society to develop.
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