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Skateboard

So this is what will happen when u decide to skateboard. You’ll go and buy a cheap Walmart board because you can’t afford a real one then you’ll start skating and get really addicted then you’ll try ur first trick and can’t land it cuz u suk. Then you’ll throw your board on the ground in anger and it will snap cuz it was 1$ so you’ll tell ur mom that ur board broke and she’ll get mad and say it’s your fault (witch it is for being cheap) and she won’t buy u a new one

My skateboard broke

Duh cuz it was 1$

by A person who skateboards April 9, 2020


Skateboard

Scale

"Hey bro you got a skateboard I can use real quick?"

For what?

I need to weight some stamps.

by Blessed_Gemini August 25, 2019


Fell off a skateboard

when u got crossed up on the court and broke you're ankle but don't want anyone to know u got crossed up so you tell people u know that u fell off a skateboard

Friend: dam bro how u break your ankle?

Brian: i Fell off a skateboard

Friend: dam thats crazy

by Dawson's gay January 6, 2022


Walmart skateboard

The worst fucking skateboards ever.

Guy 1: I'm gonna buy a new Walmart skateboard.
Guy 2: kys

by Shizenkai November 13, 2016


Keystone Skateboards

The Skateboard Company Paul Frasco Rides For.

I Didn't Get Your Keystone Skateboards Stickers Yet.

by Hello0000000001 May 27, 2009


skateboard head

A kid in your 7th grade class that will not stop calling u mac and cheese.Also roles a tiny skateboard over your head and that then got it stuck in your hair.

¨way skateboard head¨

by McKaylea March 3, 2020


Alex Bars skateboard

Alex bars owns a skateboard

Alex bars skateboard

by Youngnarrowlikesbbc April 1, 2022