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skid marks

is a person who is in the lack of wippeing their ass after a bowel movement.......
akward.

tip:
wipe front to back. ------>

eww, joey what are ya doin? dont fuck marla she has skid marks!

by catlisslatoy vulgarity101 Inc. April 3, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


skid marks

Bro, that is one nasty damn skid mark on that device of yours.

Dude, did you see the skid marks on that device we just used?

by Zsal September 24, 2018

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


skid mark

After you flush poop down the toilet, if there is a streak of shit left over on the bottom.

"You someone left a foot long skid mark after they flushed"

by Skyd K September 30, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


skid scavengers

Skid scavengers are most common in the southern U.S.
They usually drive an old pick-up truck and stack large amounts of wooden skids or pallets in the truck bed.
The first thing you will notice is the large amount of skids on such a small truck and their ability to keep them on the truck.
Skid scavengers will look for used skids in any condition and sell them to company's that re-furbish them.
Some scavengers only find skids or pallets that are out in the open for the taking.
The more advanced scavengers will steal them or walk in to a business and ask for un-used skids or pallets.
The most common skid scvanger in the Dallas area seems to be of the black race and of older age.
We have seen increasing numbers of hispanic skid scavengers in the last few years.
It seems that the newer the truck is, the more likely it is a hispanic scavenger.
The hispanic scavengers tend to be of younger age which may explain the newer model truck.
It is very rare to actually see a skid scavenger loading up his loot.

I was driving into work this morning and noticed that the skid scavengers were already loaded up with a 30ft stack.

by Dan TX June 10, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Skid Plate

Another word for moron.

Hey skid plate, you just sat on my glasses.

by Zotch March 24, 2017

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


skid triffle

an afghan delicassy containing turd sprinklings from a recent pebble dashing session

Shit I've burnt the skid triffle

by goatgroaper mc'skidcake jones May 15, 2003

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit skid

when your so focused on taking a dump you don't realize you shat on your balls

YO fellas, after Mexican last night i was so desperate to drop my load i didn't realized i got shit skid all over the back of my nuts!

by pinball_w1zard September 20, 2007

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