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During sex, when the female orgasms and the male's stiffy is caught in a malestorm of vaginal juice, then the male cums in the female's vagina, inserts his stiffy into her vagina getting a mixture of vaginal juice and semen on the males penis. Then the male rubs melted butter, baby oils and lube on his stiffy and the female tries to preform a handjob.
Me and my girlfriend were bored so we decided to try the Slippery Toad, she couldn't get a good grip the whole time, and couldn't finish me off.
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When the male or female ejaculates onto the females left or right tit, then adds a cup of snot on top of it, making it as slippery as possible. The male or female then starts to rub his penis around the nipple of the slippery tit.
Man, did you see Wyatt give Hayley a slippery coconut?!
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when you have a micropenis and it slips into the wrong hole by accident
melissa:“omg karen you’ll never believe what happened with big boy bobby last night!”
karen: “don’t tell me you slippery avocadoed”
melissa: “...”
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The person I donated my jizz to for a while.
Is that slippery whore that I donated my jizz to for a while staying there?
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(v.) the act of having sex with somone on a slip-n-slide
we had sex on a slip-n-slide, aka the slippery cruz
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when you stress too hard on the toilet seat that you push your ass all the way through the seat
"Lip had a slippery donut while trying to shit a big one on the can"
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When a guy is fucking his girl from behind and his dick slips out and accidentally penetrates her anus causing her to arch her back and scream "eeeeet, eeeet, eeeet!"
That porpoise noise coming from the bedroom last night must've been mom getting a slippery dolphin from dad!
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