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sloppy booty

a booty that is not neat and petite OR big and beautiful - its a sloppy booty.

You know those girls you see when their pants are a little too tight for the size and proportion of their badonkadonk. Their booties just don't fit!!!!

"That's trife! Look at that girls sloppy booty!"

by M-star and Ninja Pants February 3, 2008

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Sloppy Biscuit

Coming from most likley a bunch of stupid colleges frats, a group of boys stand in a circle and place a biscuit or a cookie in the middle and masturbate, the last boy to ejaculate has to eat the cookie.

It was unanimous that the girls were turned off when the boys started playing sloppy biscuit

by Anthony and Greg and Jelly March 7, 2005

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Sloppy Seconds

To get with a chick right after another guy does. Plain & Simple.

Sean: "Jesus Christ, Why Is Dion So In Love With Elisha, My Sloppy Seconds? WTF?"

by Matt787878 December 3, 2008

254๐Ÿ‘ 101๐Ÿ‘Ž


sloppy coochie

A cooch that is so slip you almost lose control. The pleasure is non-existant all you know is its too sloppy to feel anything.

I was planning on banging Billy's mom then I heard she had a really sloppy coochie.

by Mr.Boracus May 5, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sloppy Jerky

When you take a nice fat shit, then take the shit and place it into a meat dehydrator. After about 3 days of letting the shit dehydrate, you then insert it into a womans vagina, and proceed to fuck her in the ass while you fuck her pussy with the dehydrated shit. The shit will slowly fall apart and get restored with water, turning it back into shit inside of her pussy. Thus, her pussy can be described as a "sloppy jerky."

Guy #1: Yo I was totally raw dogging some chick last night, and stuck my fingers up her ass

Guy #2: You think that's cool? I totally sloppy jerkyed my girlfriend last night and made her reach her hand into her pussy and eat out the shit

Guy #1: Man, you are fucked up.

by sloppyjerky November 23, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


sloppy seconds

1)When one man has unprotected sexual intercourse with a woman who's vagina still contains semen from a previous partner.

Derived from the fact that the second male is at risk for catching STDs from the first but the first is relatively free of risk.

2)Any decrease in provision size or quality do to a hiearchical ranking among men.

1: Tom and David both had sex with Jenny last night but David got sloppy seconds because he was younger.

2:When the fraternity entered the bar the bothers were allowed to pick dates first while the pledges got sloppy seconds.

by crew8221 March 9, 2004

1310๐Ÿ‘ 579๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sloppy Dick

when a guy is so drunk his fucking performance is sloppy, and he can't perform. Even worse - he doesn't realize it!

girl - 'fuck me babe, fuck me!'
guy - 'Come on babe; it's a marathon, not a race'
girl - that guy last night had such a such a sloppy dick

by fcgilf September 26, 2006

18๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž