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Instant Message Sloth - The term for a person who takes WAY TOO LONG to type a reply to an instant message, text message, or Facebook PM, and when they complete the reply it is a short answer or single sentence.
"Janet is an IM Sloth. I asked her a simple question via instant message and her typing indicator showed she was answering for 15 minute. When she finally replied her answer was 'YES'"
The solid brick of egg on a Mc'Donalds egg Mc'Muffin, solid yellow in color and cylindrical in shape.
Dude, i ordered a double Mc'Muffin and it only came with one sloth patty.
When you have firey Mexican diarrhea and can't make it to the toilet in time.
I totally have fully blown Taco sloth last night stuck in traffic, shit went everywhere.
Similar to a party animal but with less trippin' and more kippin'
"That guy's asleep at a party, what a party pooper"
"It's fine, he's a party sloth"
"Well, thank god for that"
A slow fat black man who works in the metal industry
Man, that guy is such an iron sloth
Jackie the sloth is a fairytale character In a kids book that isn’t really that pretty. She’s a sloth in a kids book who hangs out at the zoo with a bunch or male monkeys who she’s talked to a lot. She cheats on animals even though she is one and looks like a sloth
Jackie sloth: welcome to the Australian zoo. I’m Jackie the sloth and I’m very slow. I love photo editing and being a petty sloth
A Mouldy Sloth is when you peel back a foreskin to reveal a green, furry, foisty consistency.
“Oh my good God Sandra, I went to give Derek fellatio and he has a bad case of Mouldy Sloth”