smurf

a word that can be used to substitute most other words.

1.Last night when we left the bar, she started smurfin me.
2.No smurfin way.
3.Are u smurfin serious.
4.Smurf yeah.
5.Oh, that is freaken smurf, that is freaken smurf.

3👍 12👎

smurffed

to be in a state of immense intoxication due to the introduction of toxins to the body.

10 pints of wifebeater and I'm completly smurffed

4👍 19👎

smurfing

fucking until your face turns blue. Just chillin liek a villain. Fooling around. Undefined happiness and pure pleasure, first enjoyed by papa smurf and smurfette.

STOP SMURFING AROUND? What have you been doing today? smurfing...

6👍 34👎

Smurf

Crushing bars(barbiturates) and sprinkling on marijauan and then smoking it

I just smoked a Smurf and that shit fucked me up!!!

2👍 7👎

smurf

#19 on my list of things that give me nightmares.

Thats papasmurf!He one bad mother...
SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH ALL THE GODDAMN CLICHES ALREADY!!!!!!

3👍 13👎

smurf

To give girls blue balls then make them jerk you off, and then catch it and put in the form of a white hat.

this girl was into some crazy shit, so she told me to let her smurf me

2👍 8👎

smurf

to make love

My friend wanted to smurf me

2👍 8👎