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A particular type of flatulence wherein the fart produces a short, sharp snap or pop and nothing more, as opposed to a long, drawn out tone or a raspberry.
I leaned back in my chair and accidentally let a snap fart go at the office, but I don't think anyone noticed.
I was walking behind this guy and he totally snap farted and tried to play it off as a cough.
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When someone snaps multiple people the same snap at the same time.
*Opens dry snap from friend*
Kaydence: Did you just box snap me?
Kaitlyn: Yes, but I only sent it to a few other ppl.
Kaydence: Stfu.
Kaitlyn: 🖕
A secret move that has a 98% success rate of getting a man's attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation. The attractor drops something on the floor and, with legs straight, bends down to pick up the object, then snaps up, pushing her chest out . Arm movement, to draw attention to the breasts, is NOT optional; it is, however, a common misconception.
"I think I dropped something on the floor that I need to pick up! So you bend... and snap."
"Oh my God, the bend and snap! Works every time!"
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a completely fucking utterly useless thing where when you and a friend snap each other every 24 hours or else the time would run out and the streak would end, most people like to draw an “s” and send it to everybody on their friends list (not very many friends considering they send snap streaks)
Mom: “David, why does Avery keep sending me an ‘s’?”
Dad: “Awh, shit. Our son is trying to start a snap streak?! I’ll grab the shotgun and blow this motherfucker’s head off”
Mom:”A snap streak, that sounds incredibly worthless! Yeah, go ahead and yolk that fuckface!”
Dad: “Did you just say... ‘yolk’..? *aims shotgun at her head* I’m sorry honey.”
Mom: “P-please! It was just an expression!
*kid walks in wearing sleeveless sweater*
Dad: *aims gun at kid and pulls the trigger blasting the shit out of his head* “OH NO THE FUCK YOU DONT!”
snap streaks are dumb
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The opposite of a heat wave. In the North when there is a cold snap it can fall far below zero degrees Fahrenheit and everything becomes very brittle and easy to snap or fracture, such as trees making cracking noises when they bend with the wind or your home's water pipes splitting.
Make sure you have some hats and blankets in your car in case you break down. We are going to have a huge cold snap this week.
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a word that is used to denote use or consumption of something...for example, if you were to ask for a few puffs of anothers cigarette, you could say "can I get a couple snaps on that smoke?"
"could i get a few snaps on that computer?"
"i need a few snaps of your pen.."
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Sending a snapchat to all your friends you think are worthy. Anything sent to 3 or more people could be considered a mass snap.
"i cant story this one but ill send it as a mass snap"
"you can tell that was a mass snap"
"i cant story this one but ill send it as a mass snap"
"you can tell that was a mass snap"