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When you have a sweaty ball sack, and you slap someone in the forehead with it so the sweat splashes all over their face.
Also can be a term for aftershave for your Balls
"Dude he was the first one to fall asleep, so i totally gave him a Webo Splash"
"This hoe would not shut up, so i Webo Splashed her, and finally she shut the hell up"
"My girl loves the smell of my balls after i use Webo Splash"
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It could mean a literal Splash of Jizz, in a droplet. or a metaphorical jizz splash
A friend or colleague whose foolish mistake has ruined yours or someone else's plans... The metaphor represents both the accidental nature of the mistake or splash, and the sticky mess of events which the mistake causes.
Use: Beration, ridicule, declamation of responsibility, winding up your clumsy friends.
Noun, very improper.
a friend or colleugegegege tells evryone that hes related to a sleeping badger in the middle of the night and the profound nature i which he says this leaves evryone Soooo Shocked that they all whip out their cocks and jizz splash him or her.
"Ahh lol you got a Jizz Splash on my nose"
"You Jizz Splash!" On hearing that your friend forgot the mayonaise/ got the address of the party wrong/ used your lubricant as hair gel/ broke your bicycle/ burnt the toast/ lost your dog.
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The urine in which splashes back and leaves wet spots on pants/shorts, underwear, and shirt. Normally happens to guys who forget to aim down, or when you really have to go.
Person1:"I see you got a little splash-back on your pants there. Tough luck dude."
Person2:"I know, but I had to go really bad and was in hurry."
Person1:"Aim down man, aim down."
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While the male partner is receiving falatio, before climax, he Sparta kicks the female partner thus sending her into the air; while in the entry phase of flight the male then releases his ejaculate onto the females face and torso, while yelling "This is Sparta"
I totally spartan splashed that girl from the bar last night.
Hi my name is Tom, would you like to join me for a night of drinks ending with a Spartan splash.
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when wearing glasses while performing oral sex to prevent crustaceous eyelids.
i bought your girlfriend some splash guards.
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When a bit of cum is on your tits
Last night Isabella had a cum splash after we went ham.
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n. the often unpopular splash or stain made by a male during clumsy urination on either ones own or someone elses trousers and/or footwear.
"Oh!......thanks for the dick splash mate."
also
"Hey".....nice dick splash."
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