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Spongebob Squarepants

A show that used to be great pre 2005, but ever since then the show has gone downhill and has turned into an all out Spongebob and Patrick lovefest.

Spongebob: I love you Patrick.
Patrick: Wanna have sex?
Spongebob: I'll ask Squidward if he wants to join.
Patrick: I'm hungry. Be right back Spongebob, I'm gonna go eat this rock.

Kid 1: Wow, Spongebob Squarepants is great!

Kid 2: WTF, No it sucks balls.

by Iloveorangesocks August 11, 2010

39๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


spongebob squarebody

Fat person with arms and legs so thin and scrawny, they actually look like spongebob or Mr.Potatohead

Carl: Hey Jeff, you see Mindy yet? She lost a lot of weight!

Jeff: You mean she don't have that spongebob squarebody anymore?!?

by Hood Spokesman March 22, 2014


SpongeBob moment

When something happens in a movie or a TV show that is so goofy it could have happened in an episode of SpongeBob.

,,Oh man, this is such a SpongeBob moment"

by spongebobmoment January 28, 2023


Portrayed by Spongebob

YouTube videos depicting different topics as they would play out in Spongebob.

NFL Portrayed by Spongebob
New England Patriots: (image of Squidward deflating)

by TH47 May 1, 2018

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spongebob Disease

A disease which entails a group of people who unknowingly talk about spongebob or make spongebob references daily or more.

Person 1: Omg a police officer is coming, act natural
Person 2: Mooooo
Person 1&2: Spongebob Diseaseee!

Person 1: I am sooo thirsty
Person 2: Some Waterrrrr would be nice.
Person 1&2: Spongebob Diseaseee!

Person 1: Let's order pizza
Person 2: Krusty Krab Pizza, is the pizza for you and me!
Person 1&2: Spongebob Diseaseee!

by Cannibitch <3 March 23, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


SpongeBob NudiePants

1) SpongeBob SquarePants but lacking the SquarePants.

2) Someone who refrains from wearing underwear under their outer clothing (i.e. to go 'commando', 'freeballing' - in the case of men not wearing underwear, and 'freebuffing' - in the case of women) to covertly create a frisson of sexual excitement or amusement amongst friends, sexual partners, future sexual partners, etc.

Lydia is a SpongeBob NudiePants tonight!

by Lydia Bartlett May 2, 2008

23๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


German Spongebob

When you take a shit on your partner and rub it around with a sponge during sexual activities. Usually on ones chest.

She gave me the German Spongebob last night.

by Impalaman67 January 2, 2017

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž