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Grifter/hustler who "offices" at a Starbucks posing as a business person complete with business cards displaying their first and middle names only with a job title (i.e. Estimator, etc.) and a cell number.
Favored expressions: "I can get back with you on that.", "I know I can save you money.", "Here's my card.", "Do you have a card?".
Turns out he was just another starbucks professional hustling or conning suckers in his "office".
Phenomenon caused most notably by "venti no-whip chai" lattes. This condition causes one's elbow to remain bent as to position said latte at sternum level, presumably to reduce sip time. No known cures exist although an empty cup seems to alleviate some of the symptoms.
Person 1: "Bob Dole has a serious case of starbucks elbow. He can't even put his arm down."
Person2: "Dude, he was shot in World War II"
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A person either male or female (but usually female), who sits for long hours at a time at starbucks.Longer then any cup of coffee should take to be drunk. They dont have a book to read or a computer to use they just sit there and stare at everyone coming in and out of the store and the drivers who drive by.
I really cant give a good example......
if you see three girls at starbucks but they havnt touched their coffee in like 5 mins. then you got yourself a pigeon
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Cheap coffee bought at any gas station. It can be any flavor of coffee.
Girl let's go to Starbucks for some coffee. I can't afford a $6.00 cup of coffee take me to the Exxon so I can get some Ghetto Starbucks and still afford some cigarettes.
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A made up name that you give to a Starbucks barista that is easier to spell than your real name.
You: "I'll have a non-whip foam soy chai skim latte"
Barista" "What's your name?"
You: "Bob" (your Starbucks name, when your real name is like Oleksey).
This could also work the other way, if your name is Bob and you want to confuse them with something like Ainsleigh.
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To take a girl out on a casual date at Starbucks and talk over coffee leading to taking her back to your pad and nailing her.
This method is used mostly on women who are more upper class.
"Woah! Look at that MILF over there. She'd probably be down for the ol' starbuck and fuck!"
A: "Yeah man. I took her out for coffee and next thing I know we're doing it doggy style on my kitchen table!"
B: "Starbucks!?"
A: "Yeah man."
B: "Ahhhhh. The ol' starbuck and fuck. Beauty."
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A technique of spelling in which one takes great steps in butchering the most simple of names.
John becomes Jonh
Ian becomes Eien
What the hell is that gibberish on the side of your cappuccino?
Oh, I think that was a sad attempt at my name. You can never tell with Starbucks Spelling...
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