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A fat starfish is a person, who after an extremely long day relaxes by laying about doing nothing for an extended amount of time. Resembling a fat starfish
Tim: Dude its been such a long day.
John: you should go relax
Tim: I'm going to relax so hard I become a fat starfish
Jake: Scott you're being such a fat starfish
Scott: ...
When you feed laxatives to your partner until they have liquid shits, turn them upside down, stick a straw in their ass and drink the "starfish slurpee"
My woman needed a colon cleanse so I gave her a starfish slurpee!!
When a dude wearing a condom, covers the condom in Icy Hot and back door bangs someone.
Stacy won't talk to me after I gave her a burnt starfish last night.
A pussy where the internal sex organs(clit and vagina) are completely exposed to the naked eye due to very wide vagina flaps
guy 1: "oh shit, i was about to go down on this girl and before i could even get my shit in there, it was already out and waiting..."
guy 2: " can't believe you saw a starfish pussy, i thought thoes were only found on grandma's who have had like 10 babies"
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A nice way of saying licking another's anal AKA salad tossing
Some girls like to imagine that they are at Sea World when kissing starfish
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When you pull your cock out of a random whores ass after a good round of butt sex, you throw a lit cigarette in the gaper.
As her ass smokes and she screams you have a smoldering starfish
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An extremely crude term for diarrhea.
("Starfish" is an extremely crude term for your anus).
Eating White Castle sliders will give you a bad case of starfish drool.
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