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Something you say when you see someone you hate so much that you would kill them in the purge
Person 1: Dude look it's Olivia
Person 2: Ew purge status
When you have such a great moment that you have to post a status on facebook instead of twitter.
Fernando: Bomb, I just got an A on my test!
Alejandro: Cool bro, you should tweet "Just got an A on my test #intelligence"
Fernando: Nah, this is too cool for twitter. It's status worthy
When you have a Facebook Wall-to-Wall with someone and due to Facebook's new complicated homepage layout, you write your wall comment in the "What's on your mind?" box, exposing everyone to the conversation.
Oh damn. I walled in my status again. Ugh. How lame.
I wish I hadn't walled in the status. Now it's public knowledge that I had anal with Ja'mie.
Its a person that has foreskin.
That guy has Mitchell status.
A conditioned achieved when one is so intoxicated that he or she could at any moment pass out in a hammock in the rain, possibly requiring a search party composed of semi-sober underage persons.
Do you know where Justin is?
He was hammock status about an hour ago. We better check the back yard...
The second of "truth" when you update your status and wait for the first "like" that when appeared after the first couple seconds of posting ultimately results in a reassuring sigh* followed by a chain of "likes".
Aright status of truth..once i get my first like ill go to sleep : D
The act of posting a vague, attention seeking update on your social network profile that requires other users to inquire about your status.
John: "That girl Ashley posts nothing but leading status updates. Today's was, 'Why do things like this always happen to me?'"
Pete: "Things like what?"
John: "No one knows, she's trying to lead you into feeling bad for her and comment on her update."