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When a man warms up a towel and masturbates with his off hand.
After a frustrating evening of gaming Henry gave himself a hot stranger.
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It is when you sit on your hand and wait until it becomes numb. Then you use that same hand to jerk off with.
Wendalynn needed another man's touch but instead resorted to a creepy stranger.
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When your toilet paper fails during the act of wiping resulting in unexpected ass touching with ones finger.
That toilet paper at work is so cheap I had an encounter with a Japanese Stranger.
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When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then you turn on Netflix and get into an upside down position and jerk off into your own mouth.
Guy: you've done the stranger.. but have you ever done the stranger thing??
Guy2: the upside down? ONLY ELEVEN TIMES SINCE LAST NIGHT
Guy: Netflix and chili corn dogs coated in the Duffer brothers emissions
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Anyone you have met and got to know on the internet but never in real life. A virtual stranger remains a virtual stranger no matter how well you know them on the internet. You could be sitting there naked 24/7, staring at each other’s personal items on your webcams, but if you haven’t met IRL, then you’re still virtual strangers.
'So, you've asked SlipperyChick to marry you?'
'Yeah, well, we've been together for three years now. We see each other every day and we cyber constantly.'
'Hmmm. I hate to break it to you, mate, but the internet and real life are NOT the same thing. You're still virtual strangers.'
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when u put ur hand in ice till it gets almost frozen and numb then jack off
i gave myself a frozen stranger
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a super stranger is when someone else sits on their own hand, and then proceeds to jerk you off
we were going to have a circle jerk, but we decided to go with super strangers instead; this way, it doesn't really count.
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