One of the worlds great historians giving us some tips. (Aka talk sex with Sue Johanson.)
Dude, did you see that last episode of Suzie Talk last night. Sue Johanson fixed my problem."Always use a condom" referenced from Sue Johanson
A lawyer with a name that sounds like sue you
Person -12357653: i need a lawyer do you know anyone?
Not Person -12357653: yeah Sue Yu should be a pretty good one
Person -12357653: thx bro now i can Sue Yu
The ultimate middle finger when you fuck somebody else in your significant other’s bed that they pay for.
Stan the fedex employee comes to deliver a package but he ends up delivering his package in the bed Mandy Sue Jenkins brickey Dycus Godfrey’s husband bought for them
A playable sim in the sims 2.
Wait wrong type of Mary-Sue…
Person A: You know Mary Sues?
Person B: The cringey character troope?
A: No, the sims character.
"bro i stopped watching star wars when they brought in that mary sue"
"you mean rey?"
Captain Marvel. Nothing more. Just Captain Marvel
"OMG, Captain Marvel's such a Mary Sue"
The type of character that is perfect in every way possible. Here's an example of a Mary Sue:
- Young, probably immortal
- Everyone loves them
- Always does everything without flaw
- Probably has magical powers
- Might be a hybrid (often crap like "half demon, half wolf, half princess, half human" because princesses are totally not human /s, and the character is probably written by an 8 year old that doesn't know about the term quarters)
- Has like 6 people after her
- Most likely female
- Only flaws are "clumsy" or something similar
Boom. There you have your very own Mary Sue/Gary Stue.
Mary Sue: omg i'm so clumsy and perfect
Random Caracter A: **disagrees with mary sue**
Mary Sue: **kills random character a cutely**