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The epitome of capitalizing on heartbreak.
That is so Taylor Swift of you.
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Devil or Illuminati
Taylor Swift is the devil.
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1) The act of mass producing extraordinarily low-quality music, themed particularly around "love", fairytales, and other interests of teenage girls, for the consumption by the aforementioned teenage girls, idiots, and the criminally insane.
2) A situation in which one wipes his or her anus on the ground, not unlike an old dog.
Brett: "Hey man, how's it hanging?"
Logan: "Not too well. I was about to seal the deal with this totally smokin' babe, but then she asked me to be the prince and she the princess, at which point I knew we could never coexist."
Brett: "Damn. Another flawless plot foiled by Taylor Swifting."
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A bland white bitch that white people love to overrate. She has the personality of a bread. If she was black she would've never been successful like that.
Taylor Swift is a boring ass white cracker hoe.
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Me: u know Taylor swift?
Them: no duh, she’s a icon
Me: yessir
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The music industry
And the record holder and breaker
Taylor Swift is Music Industry
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The chick that Kanye West made famous
Friend #1:where are you going?
Friend #2:Taylor Swift concert
Friend #1:isn’t that the chick that Kanye made famous?
Friend #2:yeah
Friend #1:throw that in the garbage and light it on fire bro, let’s go to a ye concert
(At concert)
Fuck he’s wearing a MAGA hat
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