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when swiping on a dating app a persons photos clearly show rapid growth in age and weight.
“don’t ever like the first photo on a profile when you are swiping or you might miss the rapid swipe growth effect”
When you go to wipe your ass again and it’s already clean, leaving no marks on the toilet paper.
Bobo wiped twice after shitting, and for the third wipe he performed a Spic and Span swipe, just for good measure.
A perfect ID swipe by a Senior in high school. Obviously because the student has been swiping it for 4 years.
My senior swipe was so smooth today
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the columbian card swipe: inserting your nose into another persons asshole and snorting a line of cocaine as the brutally beef stew you in the face with your nose in the middle of their asshole
Dude, my nose is really runny after doing a Colombian card swipe yesterday.
when one applies a great helping of tooth paste to the index finger and swipes it down an ass-crack thus creating a sensation of ecstasy and tingling to the user (and often times applier). it was once used for ceremonial purposes to prevent the condition known as "dank ass", but now has devolved into a type of hygienic fetish.
fred pleased his lover, sally, by performing a Finnish card-swipe.
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Finding a relative on a dating app (Tinder, Bumble) and matching anyway.
Todd knew she was his cousin, but gave her the Alabama Right Swipe anyway.
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When your man scratches his sweaty balls and then quickly proceeds to swipe it across the upper lip of his woman, leaving behind an abundant amount of moisture.
I was gravy swiped by my boyfriend and had to go shower. It wasn't enough, nothing will ever be enough.
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