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Tard anon

People who, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, still believe that there is a "Q" who is a member of the intelligence agency and for some reason spends his time passing "classified information" to boomers through an anime message board.

Person A: "Since the election my parents have gone full tard anon. They think that Trump and the My Pillow Guy are behind some galaxy brain plot to arrest Satan worshiping pedos or some shit."

Person B: "Why on earth would anyone believe that"

Person A: "I dunno they read it on some anime website"

by Q-Tard April 20, 2021

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Nectar of the Tards

A sickly sweet, yellow-green carbonated soft drink also known a Mountain Dew. It is said by retards that Mountain Dew gives gives them other-worldly hyper-awareness and the ability to crash into passers-by at public libraries while they attempt lame skateboarding moves.

Chris guzzled a pint of Nectar of the Tards before running into old people coming out of the library entrance.

by zardoz88 December 13, 2009

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yard tard

people who are fans of pro-wrestling and they and other friends simulate the moves they see on either a trampoline or mattress.
the "tard" part is used because it is seen as a stupid act and it is illegal.

"Oh my gosh, those yard tards are gonna get hurt doing that."

by Dan Oberg July 11, 2004

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tards, etc

defines a large or small group of select individuals who have no clue what they are doing and excel in the mastery of incompentency and mediocracy

Joe and his colleague Olivia are real tards, etc as they never think outside the box and both disappoint senior management without fail.

by quantasaurous June 23, 2009


jack tard

person who is being stupid or just fuckin retarded

"Dude, Stop being such a fucking Jack tard!"

by Tanezza May 5, 2010


tard swat

When a tard in your class takes a swipe at you because you pissed him off.

Teacher-Toby, please sit down and do your work."
Toby-"arrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhh raises his hand and tard swats the air 2 inches from your nose."

by short straw March 21, 2009


tard farmer

Special Education teacher, instructor, or aide.

Cherry is a tard farmer, poor girl.

by bastard May 23, 2003

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