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When you back yourself on to a suction cup dildo stuck to your college/university dorm room door hoping that no one slams your door closed or rips your door open giving you serious anal/vaginal injuries
My friend got me a dildo so I gave it the college technique
You stick your dick in a ceiling fan motor and have someone facing ass up below you, turn on the fan do a little spin and drop into the asshole below
When I used the beyblade technique last night on Jessica it slipped out and I pissed all over the place
When your friend Caden Spins Like a Fidget Spinner On This Dads Dick
Fidget Spinner Technique is when your friend caden spins on his dads dick.
"Techniques," as used by prank channel CringeCamTV, is an undefined term meant to confuse whoever he's pranking. Typically, CringeCamTV will walk up to a store employee, show them printed photos of guys giving a light skin stare (his "documents"), and will ask if the store carries techniques, technology, horse shoes, stallion cream, latino oil, lube, or other odd items that he doesn't elaborate on. Again, "techniques" in this context doesn't have a proper definition, but CringeCamTV talks about it like it's common knowledge, adding to the mystery and confusion. Given the suggestive or freaky nature of some of the images he shows, it can be assumed that "techniques" refers to something sexual, but no one can say for sure.
CringeCamTV: "You guys got techniques?"
Store Employee: "Sorry?"
CringeCamTV: Shows light skin stare picture "Techniques. Like, technology type crap. Modified techniques."
Store Employee: "Um... I have no idea what you're talking about."
CringeCamTV: Points to light skin stare picture "So no, like, stallion cream, technology work shoes? None of that?"
Store Employee: Speechless, dumbfounded
CringeCamTV: "Shit, I think I'm gonna have to go to another location."
"If it's a 'Technique' it's a lie... And one of the techniques I use is *blank* but it's 'true' when I do it." Dr. Jordan Peterson
Hym "If it's a 'Technique' it's a lie.... Unless you're the one using the technique then it's not. Fantastic. It's funny that that's how 'the structure of reality' works. Using techniques makes you a liar... But then you accidentally outline a technique that YOU USE.... And then you give yourself a caveat because I was correct. There's always a caveat. YOU are never the bad guy. You're never a liar. Because when you lie it's not a lie. When I tell the truth... It isn't the truth. Ha! Hahaha! It's hilarious! You just don't survive in a place where everyone isn't retards you can swindle. That's why the recession into solipsism. Put up a fence around your little retard farm and then siphon off as much resources as you can... Die... Give it to your kids... So they don't have to to work as hard as everyone else. You sell hard work (in abstraction) to people... So you and your kids can work less hard. That's the entire game.
Technique is a boy who has an amazing personality. Everyone loves him and his sense of humor is to die for. He has muscles that every girl loves. He stands up for his friends.
I wish I was like Technique... everyone wants be like him.
The act of putting a kazoo in a girls mouth while cracking a raw egg in her pussy and fucking her hard until its unbearable!
Boy 1- Yo, bro, I got invited to Janet's house yesterday!
Boy 2- How'd it go?
Boy 1- I thought it was going to be a normal night, but then she pulled out a kazoo, and I knew we were going to do the Cosmic Birdo Technique!