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myspace stalker

A person who stalks someone on myspace. Usually they are totally and completely obsessed and sometimes may know the person in real life.

They can be rather scary, and will fill your inbox with messages they have written to EVRY BULLITEN you post. They send more messages on top of that asking why you haven't answered the other messages yet.

Tab:So, how's your myspace stalker?
Jess:Umm... He's kinda creeping me out.
Tab:How so?
Jess:Well we don't even know each other, but I saw him at school so I was polite and waved. Then, he wrote me on myspace and said he was mad because I didn't go sit with him at the assembly in the gym.
Tab:Psycho much?
Jess:I think so.

by ily4ever May 13, 2007

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Stalker-fake

A person, typically female, who accuses everyone she meets as being a "stalker". The official definition of "stalker" is completely rewritten by this individual, who blindly rejects the seriousness of such accusations, to the point where she will accuse a person of being a stalker simply because they walked into the same restaurant. The person has a complete disregard for the potentially disastrous effect such slander may cause to others. Quite often, the Stalker-fake suffers from serious paranoia, psychosis, and/or dementia and should seek professional help immediately.

Stalker-fake: "Oh my god! Today this stalker followed me into the mall and then I saw him in his car later on that day."

Anyone willing to listen: "Really? Was his car following you?"

Stalker-fake: "Well, for a bit he was driving a few cars behind me, but then he turned down another road."

Anyone willing to listen: "Have you since him since?"

Stalker-fake: "No, but I bet he's been following me to work."


by TertiaryColors March 27, 2009

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Night Stalker

Someone who can fly a helicopter better than God himself.

Men of the 160th S.O.A.R

I want to be a Night Stalker in the military.

by Andrew June 7, 2004

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Bebo Stalker

similar to stalkbooking except using the popular social networking site bebo. this is when someone uses bebo to stalk another; they know things that they shouldn't, such as what their stalkee did last weekend, their middle names, what the inside of their house looks like, etc.

Betty: I was talking to that girl Catherine on Friday, and we-
Ellen: What? You were at the cinema too?
Betty: ...
Ellen: Her friend wrote her a comment saying about it. Why are you looking at me like that?
Betty: Whatever, Bebo Stalker..

by chloeandcaoimhe October 18, 2008

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facebook stalker

a person who spends large amounts of time on facebook looking at other people's profiles. often browsing photos, walls (or wall-to-walls), groups, or recent activity posted on the stalked person's mini-feed.

"you are such a facebook stalker!"

"i found out that sarah joined a group when i was facebook stalking her last night."

"mikey is so hot, i think i'm gonna spend most of the night facebook stalking him looking at his pics."

"did you see emily and jenny's wall-to-wall? they were totally talking about you behind your back!"

by sm45 July 11, 2008

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text stalker

to text someone obsessively and relentlessly, without having any game, to the point of harassment

"Hey Emily, is your text stalker from Lakeland still hounding you?"

by Tim Tom Thomas July 11, 2008

31๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


facebook stalker

You are a FB stalker. You qualify as a FB stalker if you

a) click on someone's profile more than once a day even if they haven't messaged or tagged you in a photo.

b) have dragged and dropped more than 3 FB photos (not from your own profile)

c) actually go to a place mentioned on someone's page in hopes of seeing them in real life...creepy!

Jonny "Wtf, what are you doing at the mid-west fur-fest? Did you look at my status?"

Jimmy-jon "What if I did?"

Anotherstalkerperson "whats up Jimmy-jon, wow you found Jonny."

Jonny "Is everyone a fucking facebook stalker, I just wanted to come see some furries"

Jimmy-jon "Thats creepier than facebook stalking"

by W.P.R. February 16, 2009

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