Greek drama

When the most exciting, dramatic scenes take place off stage, away from the audience.

Cora Crawley, Countess of Grantham: The trouble is Mary's back from London today as well. She gets in at five o'clock.
Isobel Crawley, Baroness Merton: Matthew's driving down in Lavinia's car. They won't meet on the train.
Violet Crawley, Dowager Countess of Grantham: That's a relief. I hate Greek drama. You know,
when everything happens off stage.

Greek commando

A well hard Greek man who completes his national service

Stavros is a Greek commando

greek meatball

The act of stuffing your balls into a females anus during sexual relations.

Yo she asked me for a Greek meatball. She stuffed me in then popped em out like ping-pong balls.

Super Greek

A Soror or Frater in a Greek-lettered organization who had no identity before joining, and has now made being a member their entire existence.

This can amount to the person not graduating from college to stay a part of the undergraduate chapter. Their online profiles will revolve around Greek life, including secret calls, underground names, colors and chapter numbers.

Be aware: Many Super Greeks will continue to come to campus and underground events maintaining their stance within the chapter, because it's all they have, and all they will ever be.

They are usually the ones initiating the parties with the 18-22 age group, and have no or an unhappy home life.

Greek I: Who is that old guy?

Greek II: Oh, that's just Big Brother Wear 'Em Down. He's like, 38 and claims he's just keeping things kosher. He drove us down here. You know, he never graduated...he's a Super Greek

**meanwhile, Big Brother Wear Em Down is seen dancing with a 19 year old bent over with a double shot in his hand**

Greek ManGod

one who possess' similar traits to that of a beautifully sculpted greek god. Always seem to charm the ladies with amazing aesthetics.

Girl 1: Oh my god becky i cant believe my eyes its a Greek ManGod!

Girl 2: God Jessica i would love to play wit dat!

Greek Dildo

The act of shitting in an extra large condom and freezing the condom so it becomes rock solid.

Greek Man 1: Damn yo I shoved that Greek Dildo so far up my ass I saw the old Gods again!
Greek Man 2: Sheesh bro lemme get some of that (proceeds to stick it in his ass).

Greek Week

(n):
1. Week-long celebration of panhellenic fraternities and sororities at American universities and colleges. Students participate in a litany of meaningless events that the rest of the campus cares nothing about - capitulated by "skits" being preformed. Usually characterized by "frat row" or another Greek-populated area of campus resembling that of a frat boy and sorostitute minefield.

"Hey man, you hear the Sigmas are coming back!"
"No one fucking cares about Greek Week."

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