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Every High Schooler and Middle Schooler in Howard County hangs out here. It is Hoco’s unofficial hangout spot. The food court is good af and everyone spends money on the overpriced Dave and Buster Knockoff, The Main Event. Every white girl takes a picture for Instagram near the Fountain outside of StarBucks or somewhere near it. The biggest stores are either Hollister or Forever 21. Make sure you bring friends to the mall because it’s boring if you go with your family or alone. AMC theater is good but has over priced popcorn. And it has Shake Shack so.....
“You wanna go to Columbia Mall today?”
“I’m down who’s gonna be there?”
“Every white girl in Hoco, kids from Wilde Lake, white boys trying pull a white girl, or kids trying to get clout or clout chasing”
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The act of finding a surprise dent/scratch on your vehicle while parked in tight mall parking lot spaces.
Anita: Hey where did you get that dent?
Joe: Ugh, I got a mall surprise last Tuesday.
Anita: Bummer -__- Always park far away...
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When one goes to the mall with one or numerous friends to try and get girls.
"Catching" a girl can be classified from merely getting a phone number, to getting them to hang out with you.
Blake: Oh hai Dillion, what are you doing today?
Dillion: I'm going to the local mall to pick up some new stuff.
Blake: Hey can I come along, we can go mall fishing!
Dillion: Sure, don't forget to bring protection.
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A type of friend which people who go to the mall often get. They are people who you see and/or hang out with when you go to the mall, but don't see eachtoher otherwise.
She was bored, so she went to the mall to hang out with some mall friends.
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it's the small, crack-head mall that one would expect to be pink and full of valley girls. small and ghetto as far as it's clientel goes and a deadrest for slutty little kids who are hot in their drawers. if it doesnt have a higher crime rate then quakerbridge and oxford put together than i'll be damned! a change of scenery from the other two and the place to go if youre a pedefile
"i got knocked out and robbed for my jewelery at neshaminy mall."
"I was solicited for sex by a minor at neshaminy mall"
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A guy or girl that you wouldn't mind being seen with in public. A cute person
I would go out with him he is mall walkable
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A variation of mall rat. Also a hilarious and (sadly) dead webcomic
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