When you lick a toad that causes hallucinations and it "teleports" you to another place and time. Usually the ER of a hospital or a county jail cell.
I need to get somewhere in a hurry! Give me the port-a-toad!
Toad Whistle- an unfortunately wart-laden beef whistle.
"Dude, that is one gruesome looking Toad Whistle you're sporting."
A smithy toad is a bro or a fellow Boi
Noun- Slith slitherin
That's my slithy toad
The sexual act of placing pickle juice in your lovers bunghole and then spraying it on you then shit spraying you
Omg Todd showed me how to do the dirty toad last night and I came instantly
Short for "Totally Retarded". Used to describe something that is inexplicably stupid, pointless, or nonsensical.
Diego: Dude this is toads re! I can't believe the cops came and busted up another one of my parties.
Jillian: Dudes, Johnson just assigned us three essays in one class. Hella re.
Everyone else: Toads!
When your nipples are so hard they have bumps and it feels like a toad.
" Man it's so cold I got toad nipples"
A torrential, almost monsoon level of rain. Same as a Frog Strangler
Dude, did you hear that Toad Choker that passed by last night? It knocked down the tree in my yard!