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When a person with a really long tongue performs oral sex in a manner much like a toad eating a fly.
" I just got toad head from Gene Simmons. Best and weirdest experience of my life"
"Gene Simmons is gay?"
When you lick a toad that causes hallucinations and it "teleports" you to another place and time. Usually the ER of a hospital or a county jail cell.
I need to get somewhere in a hurry! Give me the port-a-toad!
Toad Whistle- an unfortunately wart-laden beef whistle.
"Dude, that is one gruesome looking Toad Whistle you're sporting."
A smithy toad is a bro or a fellow Boi
Noun- Slith slitherin
That's my slithy toad
Short for "Totally Retarded". Used to describe something that is inexplicably stupid, pointless, or nonsensical.
Diego: Dude this is toads re! I can't believe the cops came and busted up another one of my parties.
Jillian: Dudes, Johnson just assigned us three essays in one class. Hella re.
Everyone else: Toads!
When your nipples are so hard they have bumps and it feels like a toad.
" Man it's so cold I got toad nipples"
A torrential, almost monsoon level of rain. Same as a Frog Strangler
Dude, did you hear that Toad Choker that passed by last night? It knocked down the tree in my yard!