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NATO phonetic alphabet spelling of WTH: What the H*ll. A more general-purpose interrogative than the more popular Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, it is used to indicate a high level of surprise and/or disgust with what has just happened. It can also be used to show that you are going to do something despite or in spite of the consequences.
Playing World of Tanks: "Whiskey Tango Hotel?!? How did that little tank just destroy my tank in one shot?"
"Roadtrip? Whiskey Tango Hotel, lets do it."
The Tijuana Tango Powder is a white substance known to some law authorities as cocaine. However, the Tijuana stuff is something special. Typically, it has high amounts of baby powder but something is better than nothing especially after 36 margaritas.
Jimmy: Hell yeah h had the tango powder! Is it sketch he was our cab driver though?
Nick: No I trust all my cab drivers especially in Tijuana
*Jimmy rips gator of a Tijuana tango powder*
Jimmy: I think that’s more baby powder than chowder. I’m fucking buckled.
military phonetics for wtf aka what the fuck
person one - "wow did he really just spell liked as like't?"
person two - "whiskey tango foxtrot he must be a real pugnant bro."
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The act of making love to a frigid, sexless woman, who doesn't interact or seem to be enjoying herself and just lays there.
Man, Cindy was acting right cold patootie tango last night! Either she's pissed at me or we're breaking up in the not too distant future.
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An observation on the fact that it takes two willing people to commit an infidelity, not just one.
"I heard DJ was doin' Tommy's bitch. He's got no respect."
"Yeah, well shows you what kinda hoodrat she is. It takes two to tango, yo?"
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When a person, whilst alone in a public restroom, upon completion of the act of defecation, discovers that there is insufficient toilet paper to finish "wiping", and said person must pinch their buttocks together, hike their pants mostly up, and quickly hop to another stall so they may finish their "wiping" endeavour.
Todd, after eating a large bean burrito, discovers that he has run out of toilet paper. After his calls for help go unheaded, Todd has to "two cheek tango" to the neighbouring stall.
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NC-17 French movie with Marlon Brando. Basically revolves around sex and affairs. In a nutshell, the best movie ever.
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson once answered in an interview they bond over their mutual love of Last Tango in Paris.
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