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Sexual transaction in which a male partner aims his penis into the belly button of male/female partner and ejaculates, trying to get the semen into the belly button area.
Last night I just performed Russian Target Practice on my girlfriend.
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The rule of anything and everything a T.I. says being used against him/her while illegally being under surveillance.
It doesn't matter if he said what he said alone in the privacy of his own home he's under targeted Individual arrest.
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A poor kid from Target who's picture has been taken by retarded teenage girls just to masturbate to
"I masturbated to Alex From Target last night!"
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Noun. Alex from target is a secret ancient beauty God that was discovered in target stores. One look will make pussys go from the Sahara Desert to the Amazon rainforest. His powers are undeniably powerful. Looking too long will cause your eye balls to melt with the burn of a thousand Sun's but with loving passion. Cherish Alex for he is a gift from God. He owns the internet now. He owns you.
I'm pretty sure Jenny was looking at Alex from target on her phone during class because there was a small puddle on her seat.
Don't look at Alex from target to long or else you'll regret it
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i have no idea who this guy is but somehow he gained fame on instagram just because he is cute
that guy is so an alex from target
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Some picture made by some thirsty high-schooler cunt. The guy in the picture, he's getting paid minimum wage like every other employee; the twist? He's famous. Good for the kid, but he's just overrated and soon, no one will give a flying fuck about him and he'll be another particle of dust in the air.
Girl 1: OMG DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ALEX FROM TARGET!!!
Hipster Boy 1: Get away from me you mainstream mongrel.
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When you are a mark named Mark and are either walking or standing still and a target or green light and red scope are behind you and on your back.
You did the right thing and walked away, but you should know there is a target on your back now.
Watch your six when you can't be my nine.