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Used to describe someone who has no idea about technology, including the internet.
Ex-Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott proved he was tech ignorant when he claimed Malcolm Turnbull invented the internet.
An adult, usually a parent, who pretends to know it all about computers and yet usually installs shitty antivirus software, use nothing but Internet Explorer, have their computers run on Windows XP, and use Yahoo as their default search engine.
Dad: Hey son! I just installed this new, free antivirus software called Spy Sherrif, and it said you have 43 viruses! I'm just gonna click fix now...
Son: DAD! THAT'S A FAKE ANTIVIRUS, YOU TECH-TWAT!
A running joke and play on words coined by Brooklyn Tech Students. It's used to refer to the general ineptitude and/or sluggishness of the school at times. The suffix -lyn might also be added to the phrase (mainly in speech though). Ex. Brokenlyn Technical High School
Underclassman A: "Why are the elevators to the lunchroom always under repair?"
Upperclassman B: "Welcome to Broken Tech"
Tech-Tourettes or Tech-Turrets: Noun
A condition where a technology challenged person (usually advanced in age) uses obscenities uncontrollably, while attempting to complete various transactions on a mobile, laptop, or other technology device. The person may also uncontrollably twitch, scowl, flip off, throw, or crush the device during an episode.
My mom’s Tech-Tourettes caused her to throw her iPhone across the room today, when she couldn’t pull up her email.
Bob is unable to connect to the database today. His tech-turretts is offensive to some, but it cracks me up.
Red Raider or someone who attends Tortilla Tech
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People that live in India, Indians.
"I can't understand a goddamn word that guy from tech support said."
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A user of the internet banned multiple times for hate speech or some shit he does a series known as "your channel sucks"
Person 1: Have you heard of I ARE TECH?
person 2: FUCK HIM HE'S AN ASSHOLE
Person 1: lol nigga
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