Any chicken strip or chicken nugget that tastes like it came straight from your local shitty water park’s concession stand
“I’m such a picky eater man, I didn’t want to come to this Mexican spot.”
“Yeah bro, what are you even going to order?!”
“I’ll probably end up with some fuckin water park chicken tenders.”
“Everything about the meal was awful, from the frozen fries to the water park chicken tenders.”
It like holding a person hostage but you still kill him. You use him as bait kind of.
Buttsniff |||: Can you kill me now?
Me: NO! I'm tenderizing the meat.
You are dumb, I quit, and may the god that doesn't exist have mercy on your soul.
-"Coronavirus was man-made and only God can stop it"
-"Ok, French Fries and Chicken Tenders"
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A Tender Beer is when your dick is very soft and you are pissing your mind out from beer.
Accidently pissed myself from drinking last night. Ripped a Tender Beer.
The legendary spell casted by the radical wizard gandolf gabe born in the endless fire of eon captured by the halu kept in the forge he escaped running down the forges halls he found the elusive chicken nugget and casted his first spell triangle isosceles circle chicken tender avocado never to beseen again exept by his grandma he likes her cooking and his mom for his nightly bed time story and warm milk and cookies
oh yea take this "triangle isosceles circle chicken tender avocado" (+5 damage)
A girl who attracts men who pretend to be interested in them only for them too be used or played for sex
Yeah she’s definitely a tender Coochie