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When you ask someone what the capital of Thailand is, and they say they don't know, so you tell them it's Bangkok and then you hit them in the dick so hard there's blood.
"Did you see Susie give Colin a Thai Hello last night?"
Thai-Thu is a Vietnamese girl full of hidden charms. She may seem like a quiet, shy girl when you look at her, but after you befriend her you’ll meet the talkative, easy-going, kind-hearted and beautiful girl that she is. Thai-Thu is very likeable and can get along with almost anyone. She has a lot of acquaintances, but only a couple really close friends.
Boy 1: Whats your ideal type, bro?
Boy 2: I don’t know, man. I just want a trustworthy, smart girl. Wouldn’t hurt if she plays the piano and loves being physical too.
Boy 1: Oh, you mean a thai-thu?
You sit your girl friend in the v-sit workout position, then you proceed to jump on her stomach, as she shits herself you then pick up the poop and shove it down the slags throat, you pull out your penis and forcefully shove it down her throat, as she chokes you sit on the end of the bed in the most awkward position, once she is dead you proceed to have intercourse with the dead body
Boy:dam g I gave my ex that Thai dragon last night
Boy2: for real motherfucker you one strange man
The greatest restaurant you'll ever set foot into. The taste of fine Thai cuisine is just savory and exotic, the scenery is immaculate. You won't know what getting hit by a bus feels like until you put a spoon of hot tom-yum soup into your mouth as it burns your tongue!!! They have the sexiest pad-thai that make you do the conga right out the door (I would know ;) They sell the dandiest boba, I'm a sucker for the brown sugar milk tea! I hope this YELP review convinces you to visit our humble lil place <33
Bintoh Thai Boba ChaaChaa?? Yes PLEASE
When you go to Thailand and you think you've met a beautiful woman but when you get to the hotel and get hot and heavy they pull out the ol' eggroll on you.
"Shhh, don't tell Josh I said anything but when we went to a Thai strip club where he thought he met the love of his life until she kicked up her leg and he saw that Thai Eggroll swing in his face."
peanut butter on your b hole
That girls Thai Donut thicker than a police horse
Thai an a Girls Name witch means :
1. hot,pretty girl
2.the coolest girl on earth
3.loved by everybody on earth