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The fanny purse is the one with the responsibility of keistering the goods when pulled over. It cant be just any friend, it has to be someone who eats hot dogs through the wrong end
Kolton fullfilled his duties as fanny purse when we had that run in with the state boy last night.
A gutless, mindless, emasculated male who has been relegated to taking orders from women who won't have sex with him.
Man, that Al Gore is a purse carrier.
A source of intoxicants. Usually used by Police Officers when they detect drug use or drug paraphernalia.
"Have you been snooping around in Grandmas Purse?"
Being ratchet by buying fries begore a fancy event, and putting them in your purse
Jessica bought purse fries before going to prom
Vagine - a discreet location where you can store and transport illegal substance and/or cash.
John: "I don't know how to sneak this bag of coke in"
Jane: "Don't worry - I'll bring it with me in my Colombian purse."
A boyfriend who is so infatuated with his significant other that he does not realize that no real chemistry exists between them, or that he serves only as an object to be exploited, especially as an apparatus upon whom she may hang her purse should she desire to ascertain the fit of a particular garment.
Guy #1 "Dude, did you hear Alex and Kayla are going out?"
Guy #2 "Dude, she doesn't even like him, he's just her purse hanger"
Guy #1 "Yeah, but he doesn't care, she's like the hottest chick on this side of the Appalachians"
The act of shitting/sharting into a purse (usually a cheap one from a second hand store) and leaving it on the street next to a bar or porch prior to prime drinking hours (power hour or happy hour). Without blatantly watching, observe the sticky fingered pedestrians who snatch it up and to their great surprise, find it to be full of shit.
Power hour just doesn't sound like enough tonight, what should we do? Poopy purse ought to spice up the night.