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When one inhales the ganja smoke into their anus and flatuates it Into another persons mouth
Person 1:"Aye man tryna match and Australian Inhale?"
Person2: "Nah man that's gay and I ain't gay"
When you are having sex on the beach, you stick your dick in the sand and slip it back in one swift thrust all while screaming like an ostrich.
I heard Brandon doing the Australian ostrich while camping on the beach last night.
It's like a shave, but down under
She didn't like her boyfriends bush so, she told him to get an Australian shave
When a gay man finds that his date has a very large penis.
E.g. Big prize down under
Gay guy 1: "So how did it go with your new boyfriend last night?"
Gay guy 2: "Faaabulous!!! He was kind of a neanderthal, but when he took off his pants, I pretty much won the Australian Lottery. He explored my outback all night."
A sexual act where 2 men get into a 69 position and blow really hard down each other's assholes.
Originates from the fact it was first performed by an Australian and an Italian.
Matt: Hey, wanna make out?
Dan: Wash your mouth first, remember we just did the Australian Plumber.
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Like stomach butterflies, but... Down under.
"How was your time with that guy last night?"
"Oh it was amazing he gave me so many Australian butterflies. I got so wet"
A very special kind of doomer.
Aussie doomers may enjoy drinking (Victoria Bitter and Carlton is a popular choice), hanging around Coles or Ampol at night, playing video games and listening to heavy music. Doomer bands from Aus include Icehouse, Cold Chisel, Bee Gees and Nick Cave.
Usually have a more rugged appearance, including kmart clothes, flannel shirts and faded jeans, perhaps with piercings and tattoos.
May be on Centrelink payments or working as a wagecuck at factories, McDonalds, retail or as an apprentice/student if they're on the bloomer journey.
They tend to be isolated, live a pretty aimless existence and don't always see a place for themselves in this world.
Stay strong guys.
Alex to friend: "I haven't heard about Daryl in years, I wonder what he's gotten up to?"
Friend: "I heard he gave up and now plays video games in an old farmhouse on the outskirts of town"
Alex: "Sounds like Dazza's gone full Australian doomer!"
Friend: "now now, we all have an Australian doomer inside of us"