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The half second of fleeting guilt an alpha male feels as he out lifts a once equal bro before his instincts kick in and he adds another plate his bench press to cement his pack leader status.
Out lifting my best friend left me with a ton of BETA guilt, but it had to be done.
Beta Mouse - A man or a woman, grossly inexperienced in any particular situation, very naive and often dumbfounded. Typically very small in stature, and undeniably timid.
Man 1: Did you see Michael sticking that used rectal thermometer in this mouth?
Man 2: Michael's such a beta mouse, hope he liked the taste of shit.
Woman 1: Did you hear that when Stacy had her first period, she called 9-1-1?
Woman 2: Poor Stacy, she's a beta mouse.
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The male equivalent of a basic bitch.
Friend: "I can't think yet. I need my pumpkin spice coffee first."
You: "... you're such a basic beta."
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The type of guy who doesn't flex, attempt to demonstrate his self worth in obnoxious or superficial ways, but instead exercises real life control; without announcement, or for the sake of publicity.
The type of guy who gets lots of pussy quietly. This is because he is usually more intelligent and more sophisticated than the average alpha male and therefore is more strategic in pursuing his goals- short and long-term.
If a beta male is particularly good looking, or charismatic he is usually, is primed to be a babe magnet as this combined with the previous make for an intriguing and alluring character for women. for this type of super-beta male, It is ironically common for them to fuck the sister, cousins or girlfriends of well known alpha males in smaller social circles. Because of to the secretive and reclusive nature of the beta. The beta is able to away with this because he's smart enough to keep his mouth shut, and move stealthy though out a social circle while the alphas pride themselves on announce their sexual aversions openly.
For example, most people would classify the spy 007 (James Bond) of as an Alpha male , but when looking more closely at his traits and attributes he and most stealth assassins are defiantly Betas
another illustration: Due to the alpha males overly aggressive nature Alpha males are most likely to become a pimps, while beta males more smooth and laid back nature make them more poised to be more of a players.
when it comes to life many alpha males are loud and attention seeking therefore exposing themselves to their enemies and loosing the war, while the beta males sit back calculate and collect payment, and interest on the back end.
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Women who think it is a feminist platform to bitch about anyone and everything and do as little as possible.
The Beta Bitch insisted on hiring a cleaning lady and nanny because she was online all day, blogging and tweeting about how suppressed she was.
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Someone who trys to get early access or beta privileges to young children and there various parts.
"Hey man you should become a beta tester I heard they get early access to that underage coochie."
Yeah man I already signed up to become one.
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your little band is lacking a bass player or
the apples are missing in the fruit bowl or
mummy's feeding the happy kids but nobody's feeding "her"
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your favourite club is hosting Madonna but you are craving Nina Simone
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your art does not make sense to you without someone believing in you
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you are getting invited to parties when its your birthday and noone knows
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you long for company on this particular evening but your crush is away
Beta Life
tryna have it look alright
Beta Life (Alpha Life)
you could make it sound so nice
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