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Saying you're "a woman" as the excuse or sound reasoning for any behavior you, a woman, makes.
Man: I like these pants.
Woman: they fit too perfectly. I know, because I'm a woman.
Man: Playing the bitch card.
Woman: I know those socks are too white because I'm a woman, damn it. Get gray at the ends next time.
Man: So you know style because you're a woman and I do not because I'm a man?
Woman: Only a woman would understand.
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A sexual act involving putting on a a yellow wig made of of a horse's pubic hair while having two hirelings jerking you off as you use your tiny hands to grab your daughter's pussy and you eat cheetos out of multi-billion international corporations' assholes.
"I was going to fuck that bitch but she wanted a Trump Card."
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an intangible card, of which, each bro has two of. When a bro needs something, and pulls a bro card, his bros must help him in any way possible, despite their previous obligations, warrants, etc. If a bro uses more than two in his lifetime, he is considered a tool
Mark: I need you to wingman for me. Sally is bringing her friend.
Joe: I can't, bro, I have a bowling match.
Mark: I gotta pull a bro card on this one man.
Joe: Ok, i'll tell the captain i cant make it.
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What women use to manipulate men into getting things, also to put them at an advantage when they are truely equal but refuse to believe it.
1: Ill have sex with you if you give me jewelry.
2: You are discriminating me because i am a woman, now give me money.
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Kind of like a V-card, only dealing with the anal region. Losing one's anal virginity.
Dude last night I did her up the ass and stole that butt card
a girl is giving you a hand job. as you're about to cum, you make her bend over and shoot your load up her back aiming for the back of her head.
the closer you get, the higher the score on her feedback card.
I got a 6 filling out rachel's feedback card last weekend.
Similar to the race card, but used by women when claiming sexual inequality
"Ellen didn't move up with her company so she played the Clam Card, taking them to court for sexual discrimination."