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The act of defecating on your partner.
I recieved a cleveland steamer on my face two days ago, and I still have corn stuck in my teeth.
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The Cleveland Steamer, contrary to popular belief, is not the act of defacating on your partner's chest before, during, or after sex. The true Cleveland steamer is the act of filling a large, deep bowl with feces and microwaving it untill it is steaming hot, and then having sex with it, usually resulting in extreme pain and sever burns.
Did you hear about John? He got rushed to the burn ward after trying a cleveland steamer.
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The dirty cleveland is synonimous with the upper decker where the perpitrator deficates in the upper portion of the toilet thus leaving the bathroom owner perplexed for weeks as he searches for the increasingly horrible smell.
Evan, being a socially challanged college student, snuck into one of the frat houses on campus and performed the dirty cleveland before making his escape with some of the frat's free booze.
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.
Cleveland Steamer Haiku:
Wake up sleepy head\
Rise and shine bright morning day\
Hey! who crapped on me?\
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The art of one person excreting onto someones chest and then rocking backward and forth in a rocking horse motion thus smearing faeces all over the target area.
I met her in a bar, we went back to hers, and upon turning the light on i noticed she had plastic sheets, inquisitive at first i carried on. There was some foreplay and then she shat on my chest. She asked me afterwards if i enjoyed the cleveland steamer.
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Round my way the Cleveland steamer is instead a synonym for hot karl; post anal sex fellatio.
Blah blah blah Cleveland steamer ba blah ba bollocks.
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when you take a dump on someone's chest and rub it in like a steam roller, moving ur ass back and forth on her chest.
"i gave this girl a Cleveland steamer and it was awesome"
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