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When something is rad, cool, out there. Legit. Sweet. Awesome. Sick. Slick. Better than yours. Better than mine.
That girl's butt is straight cream!
pussy tightening cream. it is the cream that women who have loose worn out twats with no elasticity use in order to fool their man into believing he is getting some tight-as-a-virgin snatch. this stuff works like a charm if your man has an average to less than average size penis. if his dick is too big, only let him stroke you for like 30-45 seconds. because if he bangs you longer than that, his big dick will penetrate beyond where your walls used to be and your gig is up!!
girl i have six kids. but just before i make love i use this shrink cream to tighten it up.
damn baby, you aint tight like you used to be. here, use this shrink cream.
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1. a malcontent marines slang for the marine corp. What a marine may call the marine corp to diminish its percieved reputation.
2. the creamiest corn is the types of marines who are so sterotypical that they never stop trying to talk, act, dress and talk about being a marine. Often their speach is unable to be understood by non-marines due to over use of acronyms and grunts and growls.
Your corp, my corp, CREAM CORN!
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A term for a sexually promiscuous and indiscriminate women, esp. in the areas of taking penises' hot wads in her mouth.
Don't worry about making a commitment to her, she's just the queen of cream.
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A competitive game where the male participants sit in a circle and jerk off until one by one they cum on a cracker that sits in the middle of the circle. The last one to cum is the loser and has to eat the cracker.
Dude, Frankie enjoys playing Cream on a Cracker. I think he loses on purpose.
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After a fateful evening in bed with my unknown gender companion, I whipped cream and it splashed literally everywhere.
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Also called C&C, a delicious alcoholic shot named after the school colors of Indiana University. It can be found in 3 forms:
1/2 Bailey's Irish Cream & 1/2 UV Red
1/2 Milk & 1/2 Tabasco Sauce
1/2 Semen & 1/2 Blood
It's best served in a group with CCR involved. Perfect for all occasions.
IU only lost to Northwestern by 22, let's do a round of cream and crimsons!
Dude, didn't we do cream and crimsons when we beat Purdue by 11?
It's a drink for all occasions! It's George Michael!
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