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When an asian girl has her period on your pubes, then she licks it off.
Keiths mom gave me some asian dressing, it was great
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an old dress from the 1900s turned into a salad.
look at my old wedding dress it should be turned into salad.
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When you climax in a woman while she is on her period.
I blew a load in Carrie when she was on the rag and it looked like french dressing dripping out.
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when a guy fantasises about a girl in.... strange ways.. like wearing red dresses....not chanel blue ones...
"yea one of those strapless ones with no straps and its RELE long and your wearing red heels... and youve got a big necklace complete with a diamond... sound good?".. REDDRESSSSSS
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The act of masturbating and finishing onto a hotel's curtains. It's the only thing they don't change when they clean.
I checked in early and found a dripping window dressing.
I window dressed at my hotel because I didn't want to use my one clean towel.
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A dress that is not long enough to wear with class, so one wears pants, jeans or leggings underneath; A dress that is just long enough to wear without seeing your "private area", cooche.
She wore her mini-dress with black leggings to the party.
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To get real liquired up and crazy.
Kaleb got real dressed up last night so this moring he does not feel swell.
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