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Jackson farmer is a name givein to anyone who likes to grow plants and shoot guns
Your such a jackson farmer bob
making a repair using something non- permanent and looking quite shoddy in the end. But it works, possibly for years.
"Remember that lock we farmer-fixed? I use it everyday and keep thinking I should do it properly, but what the hell, it works!"
repaired unfucked cannabalized
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Somebody who has many different women waiting to be "Harvested." He can use the poon as he pleases, Whenever he wants
Guy1: Did you see Joe at the party Talking to all those women?
Guy2: Yeah he was Totally a Poon Farmer, and it was time for him to harvest
Someone who fakes an injury to get of work
Mark: I can’t do that, my back hurts. I need to work in the office
Ashley: you fucken dairy farmer
When someone’s fart makes the air around them smell like a farm
I thought it smelled because of a nearby farm but I soon realized that one of the guys just let out farmer’s farts!
When you wake her up, plow every hole and plant your seed deep in each one.
Sorry I’m late today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning.
Rachel has to be sore today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning. She was still dripping seed when I left.
Any male with excessively long hair.
Lorenzo Lamas, Fabio, and all the members of "Lynrd Skynrd" are hair farmers.
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