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a great place to date/marry/have kids with any relatives and ppl would actually back you up and stand up for that💀
it’s so fucking isolated, like legit no road out unless it’s the winter road (ice road)
cops there don’t give a shit and so many pedo’s🤮
Fort Chipewyan /ˈtʃɪpəwaɪən, -pwaɪ-, ˈtʃɪpəwən/, commonly referred to as Fort Chip, is a hamlet in northern Alberta, Canada, within the Regional Municipality (RM) of Wood Buffalo.4 It is located on the western tip of Lake Athabasca, adjacent to Wood Buffalo National Park, approximately 223 kilometres (139 mi) north of Fort McMurray.
yo bro, where tf are we??
says fort chip-why-an here.
where tf is fort chipewyan?!
Mixing cocaine and broken up blue adderall to make a powder that resembles the baby blue color made famous by NCAA power house UNC and their legendary shooting guard "Joseph Forte."
"Hey boys lets get all jacked up with some Joseph Fortes!"
1. Fort-Knoxing Verb. To overbearingly lock locks in the house when only one/none is needed.
2. Fort-Knoxed Adjective. To explain that a house has been Fort-Knoxed
1. Somebody left to get a pack of cigarettes at the close by convenience store and will be back in less than five minutes
there are five locks on the door you lock all five of them.
This is an act of fort-knoxing.
Use in a sentence: She keeps Fort-Knoxing the house every time I step outside.
2. When you knowingly lock all the locks on a door even though someone is out and will be back shortly. The house would be described as fort-Knoxed
Use in a sentence: I have just Fort-Knoxed the house
When the anus clamps shut during anal sex, prohibiting the penis from insertion.
"He's Fort Knoxing again recently... I think it's stress from his job as a go-go dancer."
Where the people either smell amazing 🌸or like shit 🤢
Omg did you smell that, I think it was that kid from fort leboeuf
Sitting on the toilet while playing the game Fortnite on your phone, tablet, or laptop/pc.
Chad: Dude stop calling me.
Brady: Why?
Chad: I'm Fort-shitting right now.
Brady: You better win!
A household which consists of people who resist societal pressures to only cook completely healthy food, and celebrate their defiance (hence "Fort"). The main aim of their cooking is to produce plenty of great-tasting food (hence "Nom"), rather than nutritious, balanced, healthy, or faddish food.
Sunday afternoon is baking time at Fort Nom! Be here in 30 minutes for Bacon & Maple syrup cupcakes!