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Hairy Malteaser

When your black ballsack gets so sweaty and drenched in cum that it resembles a hairy malteaser. Often seen in the hands of Liz or Samantha on a Tuesday evening.

Last night the party got so wild that we ended up in his room, by the end of it his ball bag looked like a Hairy Malteaser

by Hairy Malteaser May 10, 2020


Hairy Pooter

A hairy or otherwise haired bum.

Gosh, have you seen that girl Elizabeth lately? She has a hairy pooter! She should shave her arse!

by tommi2 spaghetti August 26, 2019


Hairy Phoenix

When a man with hairy balls and cock gets a second erection.

I thought a was done. But she turn me on so much, I rose again like a hairy Phoenix.

by Mothdust October 21, 2021


Hairy Douglas

Verb: to drag the rear side of the scrotum and testicles across ones face starting at the chin moving upward until reaching he forehead

"She was so pleased with my performance, she insisted I give her a Hairy Douglas as a touchdown dance.

by The WOP in VA September 17, 2013


hairy gutters

the space on a shaved pussy that is just outside the pussy lips and inside the pussy fat and is left with two small hairy fuckin strips one on each side , best described as the gutters .

When you go down on a chick ready for some nice clean pussy, you get her Panties off and shit looks good . All you can see is a completely bald cunt !!! you put her legs up on your shoulders as you lay down to eat some mother fuckin pussy. as you rub it you part the lips and its all fucked up by the hairy gutters this chick was to lazy to shave .

that bitch was so lazy she had hairy gutters on that pussy, wasn't sure weather to laugh or solute it!

by cesardog11 October 18, 2019


Hairy fairy

Having too much hair on unwanted areas of the female body.

Wow, that chick's a hairy fairy, did you see mustache she has?

by Dotanairy January 22, 2020

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hairy penny

when she has her period and also a hairy vagina

"damn i was trying to hook up with that girl but she had a hairy penny, i'll deal with one or the other but not at the same time"

by funnierthanurGF August 28, 2017