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Shadow the Hedgehog

A bitch-ass motherfucker who pissed on my fucking wife

“I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!”

by Not_eggman September 14, 2023


craig the hedgehog

creglet, bomb ass boy, gets pussay

yo im craig the hedgehog!

by hamzahbob March 22, 2018


running over the hedgehog

something you know is wrong and should have been avoided but your going to do anyway as its the quickest route.

Tom:" aren't you going to read the instructions first? "
Jill:"no i want to get the cupboard built before lunch"
Tom:"well aren't you running over the hedgehog"

by flat hedgehog January 11, 2017


Fake Hedgehog

An insult used for someone who has framed you for crimes and made you wanted by the military. Coined in 2001 in the SEGA Dreamcast game Sonic Adventure 2 by Sonic the Hedgehog in a confrontation with Shadow the Hedgehog who had framed him for crimes.

'Say something, you fake hedgehog!'

by [INSERT A PSEUDONYM HERE] August 13, 2023


Todoku the hedgehog

He is a hedgehog character that is stylized to look like Sonic, but he's a lot different.
He is also a Sonic fan. The things he hates are:

- Inappropriate and bad YouTubers

- Life (yeah literally)

- Google

- Mario and other powerless idiots

He likes 3 VOCALOID characters. They are:

- Hatsune Miku

- The Kagamine Twins (Rin & Len)

He doesn't like cringe. Mostly LankyBox. They make him lose his braincells from cringe.
He has a very big project for him to announce on his YouTube. It's name is "todokuOS". It's a concept operating system emulated in a programming language called Scratch.

Todoku the hedgehog is my favorite YouTuber.

by Todoku January 29, 2024


hedgehog head

A person with a messy combover.

Alright hedgehog head how u doing?

by earnsc February 12, 2016


Hedgehog

A stupid bitch an animal that shouldn’t exist

Derek,” man Jayden was being such a hedgehog today.”
John,” really tho I’m so confused on how hee has friends.”

by The anal god 420 December 28, 2022