A society in which everything works in complete reverse, as expected from the world as a child, or is this what is called adulthood?
Have you noticed how invertism holds this world in its grasp?
The chili that works it way into a man's penis after having a chili dog.
Dude, I was pissing brown for two days from an inverted chili dog!
The shit that gets inside the penis after a chili dog.
I was pissing brown for a week from an inverted chili dog!
The shit that works it way into the penis after a chili dog.
That inverted chili dog had me pissing brown for week!
While having a chili dog, the "chili" gets packed into the "dog".
I was pissing brown for a week from and inverted chili dog!
A friend (normally of the same gender) who accompanies you when you have to hang out with your significant other and her friends (of the opposite gender).
Damn, my girlfriend wants me to go the beach with her and a bunch of her friends. I don't want to spend the whole day talking about puppy dogs and ice cream. I need to find an inverted wingman...stat.
When something is so cringe or embarrassing that you physically contract or wince.
" There's toilet paper on her shoe... INVERT! "
" that's so embarrassing, I'm inverting "
*group in unison* " invert "