Jordan is the most kind girl you’ll ever meet, she’s really shy at first but always comes around after a while, even though she’s sweet if you make her mad she won’t hesitate to pounce, Jordan is never a gossip girl but more or less a quiet artist, she also likes to singing her free time, she loves animals, but hates boys, Jordan all I’m all is someone you’d probably want to be best friends with.
Jordan is a term originating from social media, referencing to black people in a humorous or satire way to mock cancel culture. The term Jordan is also used to get around the text filter in said social media. Jordan is being used as an alternative to black people or the n word.
Example 1
Person 1: Oh god damn, the crime rate in Chicago is so high!
Person 2: I just know those Jordans are behind it!
Example 2
Person 1: Black people used to have it so bad in the cotton farms, torture was really common.
Person 2: Those Jordans deserved it!
An angry spaghetti. Often mistaken for a bowl of naked pasta. Very wiggly and uncontrolled. Much like a piece of gross ramen.
Girl 1: Wow that spaghetti is so wiggly
Girl 2: It's totally Jordan
Jordan is a smart athletic girl. She doesn’t think positive thoughts bout herself when she is actually perfect. She has blonde hair and beautiful eyes. When she laughs, you can’t stop laughing with her. She is super nice and has lots of friends. And those few people who aren’t her friend, are missing out on a lot.
Tayler: OMG I would never be friends with Jordan.
Cali: You must just be Jealous of her, because I know that I am.
A mister man that can go full retard mode in the blink of an eye beat described as monkey man. He can also have himself be called miter tank killer or master retarder or smothers.
Wow that guy sure is acting like a Jordan ok crack
A tall, attractive guy typically with brown hair and hazel eyes. He is gifted in certain areas and most of the time he’s spending time on Skype with his 3 best friends including his hot gf.
Woah look at Jordan, he’s such a savage
Jordan is a self centered person who thinks they are better than everyone. Jordan is mostly a black male or sometimes female
Jordan thinks he/she is better than everyone