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Justin Bieber is a 16 year old pop singer from Canada. He was made famous by his youtube videos of him singing at a competition and being signed by Usher. He is hated/loved by millions around the world. He is adored mostly on his looks but he can also carry a tune, which is rare in mainstream music.
Haters of Justin Bieber claim that his singing voice sounds like a girl's so therefore he must be gay. While not EVERY Justin Bieber hater is, most of them are jealous. Not of his voice, but of his success and ability to woo teenage girls which can be very frustrating to a typical Bieber Hater. Bieber's Radio Hits: One Time, Baby, U Smile, Pray.
hater: man, i hate that bieber kid. he's so gay!!!
lover: OMG he is soooooooooo HAWT!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS OF HIS AMAZING VOICE!!!
hater: he sounds like a girl! justin bieber sucks!!
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Justin Bieber is the hottest and most popular celeb in the world right now who doesn't care what his haters think. :)
Girl #1: Who's that?
Girl#2: Justin Bieber he is soo gay
Girl #1: Why is he gay?
Girl #2: Because... umm.... idk he just is....
Girl #1: .... Righhttt
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V) To be exceedingly slow at hitting puberty...often used at middle school boys.
Gosh, it's taking him a while to hit puberty.
Yeah, poor kid. He's a sure Justin Bieber.
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1. Talentless gay "boy" of 16 who sings unoriginal songs in his 6 year old voice about love, and girls, both of which he has had minimal personal experience aside from his girlfriend and mother.
2. The fantasy love interest of many girls between the age of 8-14 who claim his songs are amazing but only love him because of his haircut.
3. An asshole who thinks he is a hardass because he knows Usher.
4. The "boy" whos picture became a pornographic image for girls to finger themselves to.
5. "His" "balls" haven't dropped yet, pointing to a high pitched voice and short height.
6. Worldwide disgrace to music with Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers, the Naked Brothers Band and etc.
7. National disgrace to Canada
8. Cause of suicidal thoughts among real men who listen to real music after listening to his crap
1. Guy: Justin Beiber is such a gay faggot. I want to beat his fucking brains out with a baseball bat. I can't stand his high voice blasting out his stupid songs.
2. Girl: Justin is so HAWT! His songs are amazing and really touch the heart! AND HIS HAIRCUT! OMG!
3. Justin Bieber: I'm so cool just because I know USHER!
4. I'm not going to describe this...
5. JB in high voice: BABY BABY BABY
Guy: SHUT THE FUCK UP FAG BEFORE MY EARS BLEED! At least try singing after your balls drop if you have any and grow a couple of inches!
6. Listen to any song other than pop and you'll know why
7. Seriously, he gives Canada, otherwise a fine nation, a bad name. I lost some degree of respect for Canada when he came about
8. Real man hearing JB: TURN THAT SHIT OFF!
Girl hesitantly turns of the radio
Real man: Goddamn! I'm gonna swallow my pistol if I hear his annoying voice again!
9. Drill Sergeant Hartman: Come on Private Bieber! You move like old people fuck! Are you singing to me? Then SHUT UP Private Bieber! Get off my obstacle! Get the fuck off my obstacle! Or I'm gonna rip your balls of, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will shut you up Private Bieber, if it SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!
-original quote from the film Full Metal Jacket, with Bieber's name in place of Private Pyle, and a few other changes
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a hot kid who everyone hates cuz his voice is "high." but really they need to go look him up on youtube and hear him live, cuz in reality his voice is pretty damn deep. also hated on because guys are jealous that they cant get girls like he can. if he was so ugly girls wouldnt chase him down the street so stfu. also hated on cuz "he knows nothing about love, he's only 16." but of course it doesnt matter when rock singers sing songs about death and killing themselves, cuz they sure know what its like to die since they've been through it.
girl1:"Why do people hate on justin bieber?"
girl2:"Jealousy. Haters make him more famous, though. I'd like to see them become the highest paid teen."
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The hottest 16 year old man to walk the face of this earth. Makes girls cry by the flip of his gorgeous locks. His songs have the deepest meanings and most everyone can relate to them. His swagger is at a level that no one can even compete with. He does NOT let the haters get to him.
No example, he's one in a million. The only Justin Bieber.
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A 17 year old Canadian singer, most famous for songs like 'Baby' 'One Time' and 'U Smile' and his flippy lesbian haircut which he sadly cut. But no matter how many haircuts he has, he will still look a lot like Ellen Degeneres and have a lot of crazy fan girls chasing him around all day. He's been dating Selena Gomez for quite some time. I didn't know that Selena Gomez was a lesbian...so shine on Biebz, you will forever be in our hearts, unless you get another haircut.
Justin Bieber could definatly pass off as a ten year old
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