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La Ducharme

The act of aggressively pulling a woman's hair and wrapping it around the erect penis. One must then have sex with the hair until the male ejaculates in the woman's hair. The woman must then lather the the seamen in her hair as she would with shampoo. After the the lathering, the woman must get on her knees as you "rinse" her off by urinating on her head.

TIP- "rinsing" her off my be challenging with an erect penis, so this technique my take practice to perfect.

Also avoid eating asparagus 24 hours before performing La Ducharme for maximum partner satisfaction.

Last night was perfect because after playing halo and drinking nattys with the bros, this girl I met at a party came to my house and I gave her a La Ducharme right before I called her a cab home the next morning.

by Lax Monster April 24, 2011


la crotch

A citrus based soda that can be mixed with vodka.

Hey Susan, make me another La crotch and vodka, I want to get crunk!

by bitchtits 101 July 8, 2011


La Vache

Tech extremist conglomerate based in Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia. Founded and led by Khyrsos, La Vache (The Cow) infiltrated Mongolia in 2016. They are nefariously known for significantly lowering Mongolia's GDP. One of their most recent stunts involved buying $12.9 billion of coal from top ranking Mongolian officials. One of their most infamous, though, has been using illegal fishing farms to "enslave the uncles of their opposers" and generate wealth for themselves without boosting GDP.

Resistance groups have risen in remote Mongolian villages to combat La Vache. With the goal of boosting the GDP of Mongolia, these villages have used newly installed 4G towers to look at investing opportunities and have slowly but surely slowed the rapidly decreasing GDP. With almost 30% of the Mongolian population living in these rural areas, the unnamed resistance is sure to make further progress to stopping La Vache.

La Vache has gone to several lengths to stop the resistance, but the rural villages are often hard to find and are too time consuming and costly for La Vache. One of the leading voices in the resistance, Luca, an anti-Khyrsos has written songs that have become somewhat of an anthem for the Mongolian resistance. His song "Do U Bleed At All" exposes the acts of La Vache, specifically a maneuver in 2019 where La Vache acquired the hit game "Quincena", which they used to enrich themselves using in-game cosmetics, which is then funneled to rising tech extremists globally.

When La Vache kidnapped Luca, they held him in a rare Earth metal refinery site in the mountains of Kazakhstan, and the experience inspired him to write his hit song "Heavy Metal".

by crispymitchy December 13, 2022


La Porsha

A young beautiful black queen with the heart of a million stars and the brain of a genius. A flower that has so much potential yet so many obstacles to conquer. A shy loving person with a smile that can brighten an entire universe.

I want to be a queen La Porsha.

by Anonymous_Queen123 September 9, 2017

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La Chota

mexican slang for "THE POLICE"

RUN MANUEL!!! LA CHOTA IS COMING!

by LADodger85 August 20, 2011

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a la maquina!

slang Hispanic / Northern New Mexican term (?). Pronounced: a la ma-keen-a. Used similarly to an expletive or astounded type statement. Refers to the machine or the maker by use of the word maquina .

Said with some sense of amazement. When the pause between the words and / or the words are phrased in longer tonality it is as if there's a sense of total disbelief.*

"A la maquina! What the hell happened to you?!?"
*"aaaa laaaaa mmmmaaaaakeeenaaaaa"

by RonnieO February 22, 2010

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La Hess

La hess, a french word signifying a struggle, a misery, a crisis.

Do you want to come on vacation with me?
No, I can't. It's La Hess

by jazymtl September 27, 2019

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