Using potato chips on your sandwich for crunch.
He made a sandwich with bologna, American cheese singles and ghetto lettuce because there were no fresh veggies in the house.
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Money that is only spent on Versace materials
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god...owner of everything
Lettuce Kefka is my god!
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Derived from establishment frequented by females of a certain class for the purposes of consuming large quantities of sweet alcoholic beverages in order to ease the process of finding a suitable partner to procreate with. Commonly used to describe a particularly slutty drunken behaviour.
We went to this bar last night, and Jessica has gone totally slug & lettuce.
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Literally: one who has been stuck in a hole or lying underground for an extended period of time to the point where his/her face has become the roots for an above-ground head of lettuce.
Commonly confused with: vegetarian, codswallop, Prince Caspian, homeless, loose leg.
This phrase can also be used as a compliment.
You should try his ganache. So light and perfect...he's quite a lettuce beard!
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We all got fucked up on turbo lettuce last night !!
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A person who remains stationary during sexual intercourse
Wayne was a bib lettuce during sex with Sam
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