Mickey Finns

A make of alcoholic drink that comes in a variety of flavours, the most popular being either sour apple or butterscotch vanilla.

Customer (to barman): I'll take two shots of mickey finns sour apple and one of butterscotch.

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Mickey Mouse

A dumbass mouse that only 2 year olds like and if you like him then you're 2.

Mickey mouse is retarted

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Hidden Mickey

To pull ones under garments up so that it cuts into the scrotum, much like a man-toe. Now with one nut hanging each side, the person now yells 'HIDDENNNN MICKKKAAYYY' causing the receiver to look, and be objected to the sight of the givers dissected scrot.

Person1- "Hey bruh how was your weeken-"
Person2- "HIDDEN MICKEY!"
Person1- "AWWW NIIGGUHHH"

Mum- "Hey Tyrone, when ya gawna clean up yo room?"
Son- "HIIDDEENNNNN MICKKKAYYYYYYY"
Mum- "Son of a bitchh"

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mickey rourke

An obscure sexual position involving
1. removal of pubic hair
2. saturation of pubic hair with semem
3. expulsion of pubic hair from the anus onto the face or chest

Last night, I gave Mrs. Johnson a mickey rourke

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Mickey Slick

a comical word used to describe a place; can denote a positive or negative place depending on the connotation.

"I am ready to bouce out of this mickey slick" Negative

"Me and my girls holding it down in this mickey slick" Positive

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Mickey D's

A pair of nice looking breasts if they look "Big N' Tasty".

Hey check out those Mickey D's!!!

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mickey photoshoot

to take thousands of pictures of yourself as if you were a supermodel and store them either on a digital camera or cell phone.

Hey check this out! I mickey photoshooted myself yesterday. I'm fabulous in this pic!

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