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a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.
Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.
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Four in the bum, the other with the thumb.
She was a cold bitch, so i needed to warm her up with a mitten.
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A handjob where the person giving wheres a mitten over their hand for increased heat and traction.
"Oh damn, did you hear she gave him a mitten job last Christmas?
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When an individual farts on their hand and then cups their hand over another indviduals nose.
I just gave my girlfriend a smelly mitten!
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To provide temporary relief whilst having cold hands; it is the use of a crotchal area, usually ones own, to use said crotch as a radiating heat source to envelope and warm ones hands.
Robyn's fingers were so cold from the blistering Chicago winter that she asked her boyfriend "do you have any gloves I can borrow?" Paul said "No", but suggested to Robyn "why don't you just stick your hands down your crotch for warmth, or better yet use mine as crotch mittens."
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The spitten mitten is the ingenious idea of making a life like blow up doll of your best friend and making millions off of your friends perfect image
Did you see the hottest new blow up doll? Oh, you mean the spitten mitten!!!
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When you shove both hands up a females vagina/Anal/Pisshole to keep them warm, usually sleeptime but can be during intercourse in winter or cold conditions.
Hey babe, can I warm my Soggy Mittens up in your hole?
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