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Dick mop

A woman who cleans up the "mess" after a man with her mouth.

She is such a dick mop. No sense of dignity.

by Sandy4ever98 March 29, 2019


april mop

April mop is another word for defining April Fools day. Widely used in the hood

April mop you sucker

by Doctor Michael April 1, 2020


flop mop

A fucking retarded cunt.

He was such a flop mop.

by CAtrito August 4, 2018


Mop Noodles

Ramen Noodles, the cheap ones you can buy for like $0.10.

Get your poor ass to the store and buy me some mop noodles! We ongry!

by Galfinkus October 25, 2010


get mopped

Fuck off. You’re full of shit.

Mop off”

Boss: “Go empty the trash!” “Get mopped.”

“I slept with three different girls last night”

Get mopped.

by swag mc muffin February 20, 2021


anal mop

A mop, rammed inside one's anus. Definitely not gay. Quite cleansing, does a fine cleaning job.
Also a good name for your boyfriend.

'Hey, are you keen for an anal mop tonight?'
'Uh, that's gay'
'Nah, it's not gay. it'll clean out that rancid butter chicken you ate out of the neighbour's rubbish this morning'

by ohmegalomaniac March 25, 2016


Mop Riblem

When you allow a fully grown black male to slowly spread your butt cheeks apart as he melts butter on your upper back with a hair dryer. Then proceeds to shove his foot into your gaping hole as he sings the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song.

Bro I be mop riblem so hard in the streets of lakeside.

by Master Roshi 69ing your mom September 17, 2021