Mush brain

The mental status of an individual after a long night of indulging in copious amounts of alcoholic beverages, usually but not limited to Vegas bombs or an unhealthy count of bush light. Said individual is not able to respond to questions in proper English or make any decisions other than hydrating and sleeping.

"Hey do you want to get some breakfast?"
"uhh duhh."
"What's wrong have you gotten mush brain?"

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Meat Mush

"Meat mush" is when meatloaf gets soft from cheap meat. It turns to mush.

God she made meat mush again. I wish her mother would have died with that recipe.

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Tatey-Mush

someone who is a pile of idiot

Bobby is a Tatey-mush

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Mush-mouthing

Speaking in a run on mutter, not comprehendable

As he was Mush-mouthing and speaking so low that all the words were slurred and blending together we all just got up and left with disappointment

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Banana Mush

The act of taking a banana in a sauna, unpeeling it, mashing and smearing it into the hairy sweaty back of a gross man, up and down. And proceeding to lick it off, or scrape it off with your teeth, and swallowing. And repeat several times.

"Would you rather do Banana Mush or jump off a cliff?" "Jump off a cliff!"

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Mush Mole

A Girl Thats secertly a lesiban.
Or...
Hangs With Da Lads.
Whos Normally Ugly.
A Man Basically.

Ahh Dat Gyall Is A Proper Mush Mole Blud!.Shes Hanging With Dem Lesbians Again.

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Mush Mouth

That Mush Mouth idiot can't say a complete sentence without saying Fuck or Fuck It.

I told it one time .Mush Mouth,Your supposed to bend over pull your butt cheeks wide with a glob of KY lube on there when you say that down in Old Town.

But it don't listen just keeps babbling like it's penile organ is the center of it's universe and It thinks it's the center of our universe.

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