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A large community website for flash games and movies. most of the movies could be concidered offensive, and many are ponographic.
Submit your flash works to newgrounds
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A little city with ridiculous ghettos but also million+ dollar homes...yalies and homeless people share the downtown. Known for amazing pizza and Toads
"New Haven used to be the 7th poorest city in the country"
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City of Newport News, Virginia... locally known as Bad News in the hood. Other city slang names include P-town (Portsmouth, Va) Va Beach (Virginia Beach, Va) and Ham-town (Hampton, Virginia)
"Wuz good?"
"Nutin', chillin' in Bad News."
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A song released for the second Transformers movie. It follows the hit release from the first Transformers movie, What I've done.
Guy 1: Hey, have you seen the new Transformers movie with New Divide in it?
Guy 2: No, but I really liked What I've done.
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A political party to the right of the Conservitives that professes to be acting in the interests of workers while imposing anti-union laws and tax increases for the poor.
I voted for New Labour in the hope that they'd do some good in the country.
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The first time that a political party has been re-branded using the same technique that Daz uses for its washing powder.
"New Labour, now with 25% extra spin and bullshit Free!"
Following the american idea that presentation is everything and content is irrelevant.
We are now supposed to vote for the one with the best hair cut and straightest teeth.
"smile when you say WMD Mr Blair,then they will believe you"
"If New Labour are elected we will not raise taxes" (warm hand gesture, cheesey grin)
"Safety" cameras...........BULLSHIT!!!!
ejucashun, ejucashun, ejucashun
"That poor Man, found dead in the woods, I must send Mrs Kelly a condolence card"
"It's all the fault of the last government"......IT WAS 9 FUCKING YEARS AGO
LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES.
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To perform this sex act, you need to gather the vomit, shit, saliva, and cum/vaginal fluids of ten kindergarteners whose birthdays fall on January/September 1st, as well as your own. Pour them in a blender and let the mixture blend for thirty minutes. After it's finished, make a human centipede out of the kindergarteners with a staplegun, feed the mixture and some laxatives to the first kid, and quickly staple his anus to the last kid's mouth to finish the cycle of gurgling and shitting. It should be noted that the kids will try to break free, so it won't hurt to glue their limbs to the floor. After an hour, break the link between the first and last kid, give the first kid Diet Coke and Mentos up the ass, and quickly staple his ass to the last kid's mouth. Finish the act by beating off on each kid's face.
New Years is every politician's favorite sex act.
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