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A person with an inability to consume bread, or any other gluten based consumables without an immediate and often long lasting effect to their digestive system.
Sometimes referred to as 'coeliacs' the person can often be identified by the need to constantly remind all that they can't eat gluten.
'Well I was going to suggest pizza hut for lunch, but we've got Bren the bread Nonce with us.'
A taxi driver that slags controllers off, but buys them stuff ie, beer, spirits & doughnuts in return for a decent job
I see that Stephen is on his way to London again with a fare, yes he’s been in the base & dropped off a bottle of brandy the taxi nonce
“have u seen jack the nonce?”
“yeah he was watching some 5 year olds”
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Hides little kids under the dj boards whilst fucking a kid in the ass to the beat of the music.
You see that black van that’s dj nonce
A word used to describe an old styled person who is additionally a pedo.
Holly you’re such a nana nonce.
Someone who is such a nonce that they are no longer satisfied by children and turn to the next annoying, chubby cheeked thing. The squirrel.
John: Look at how that squirrel’s tail moves!
Barry: Oh John you’re a right squirrel nonce you
A bloke called Rex who’s just a raging pedo
Ellis: What’s Rex Nonce doing?
Joe: Probably fiddling kids.
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